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Here are ten apes you can follow on Twitter
#1 – Damn Dirty Ape
A time travelling ape quite possibly being used to scout out the human competition. Quite likely also afraid of showers.
#2 – Revolt of the Apes
Clearly a warning to all of us. Not only is this ape instigating a revolt but he’s also an eater of worlds.
#3 – Dirty Ape
An ape with a very human mouth. Don’t let his sophisticated attire fool you, he’s definitely out to get you.
#4 – ApeBook
This ape claims that apes are superior to humans. He’s also trying to sell something apparently. Shady, shady business here folks.
#5 – Atheist Et Cetra
An atheist ape in a suit who may just be calling a big chunk of our population morons. Quite clearly the President of the movement.
#6 – Punk Monkey
Oh lord, this one has a gun! It’s begun! Run, run and don’t look back!
#7 – The Rally Monkey
A mascot? I suppose that’s alright. No war has ever had a mascot, right?
#8 – Stoop!d Monkey
Adorable! That’s a-d-o-r-a-b-l-e! Nothing adorable has ever been dangerous, right?
#9 – Monkey
Maybe they aren’t all that bad… he seems alright. I mean it’s not like he’s going to creep up on you while you’re asleep.
#10 – Evil Monkey
I don’t know, he seems like one of the good guys to me. Nobody evil ever led to the end of the world, did they?